Ray Carver's Jorts
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I'm just here to throw as much sticky shit at the wall as possible and hope my sticky shit sticks.
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He's got a plan. -
Maybe it's Maybeline? Maybe you should mind your own damn business.
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Point. -
Diggin' Ditches & Fuckin' Bitches: Welcome to the new Animal Rescue & Crematorium.
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Ohio based. -
"And that's the rest of the story," Paul Harvey did exclaim each time he came.
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Look it up. -
Randy high-tailed it outta there when he realized horses CAN get pregnant.
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I aint got it on bluray, but I blew Ray to get it on vhs. Varsity Blues is the shit!
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Opinions are like assholes, I love hearing them!
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They connected on LinkdIn. She gave him a bone job. The Bone Collector 2 in theaters soon.
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They connected on LinkdIn. She gave him a bone job. The Bone Collector 2 in theaters soon.
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Soda? Pop? Coke? Just get out of my ass about it, Granny.
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Soda? Pop? Coke? Just get out of my ass about it, Granny.
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Still in there. -
You'd make a poor horse.
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Have a skeeter on your peter, knock it off. Have a peter on your skeeter, call the cops.
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Dick Trickle gives ya a little prickle when you tickle his pickle.
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I tried to hump an animated movie twice. Not just once. I never hump inanimate objects twice. Thems the rules.
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No no? -
Flickin' your bean? More like fiddlin' your meme, if ya catch what I mean.
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Gotcha. -
Surrender the pretender if he's real on being slender. You must at once! Don't dally about, sirs!
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Urgent. -
Look, there's all sorts of different kinds of light bulbs. I don't have time to explain that bullshit to you, pal.
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You ever been grabbed by the asshat? You wanna?
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That old fuck.
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I don't wear apple watches but I do eat apple apples. Stay woke.
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They connected on LinkdIn. She gave him a bone job. The Bone Collector 2 in theaters soon.
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This Thanksgiving. -
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Fondler of the roof? Nah, that's just ol' Ted Cruz tweeting from his ivory tower. ..aka his dick.
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IT puts the lotion on IT's skin after IT removes the makeup.
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