pepsi

Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)

i absolutely lost my shit and i will not ever get it back haiku aside, wanna shoutout to da boys for releasing the first ever ep that my gf has wanted to keep listening to. monumental.

look! a speeding car followed by cops? seems to be evading police

loved the very beginning when paul says smth abt having fun and eban goes almost immediately into the 'f is for friends' spongebob song...... incredible. is it normally this dead on the spont forum? is everyone on reddit? twitter? whats up here??

the stitcher homepage shows me the stupidest shit. i miss santa man

this is what i thought they were doing the whole time. sometimes fake is fun - a haiku

Adam Conover is helpless against the boys and their ruinsing -a haiku

hollywood handbook and adam pally record a few real nice bump's -a haiku

Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit.

Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad

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slurp. slurp. slurp..... another one slurps the dust

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and by washington state law you can fuck your cousin but you can't marry them

hit me with your best shot to the heart baby one more time

[french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.