Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)

[Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)]

Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)

[The Masked Engineer, Our Masked Friend]

i absolutely

lost my shit and i will not

ever get it back

 

haiku aside, wanna shoutout to da boys for releasing the first ever ep that my gf has wanted to keep listening to. monumental.

 

[Episode 272 - Sean’s Leaked Saturday Night Live Audition]

look! a speeding car

followed by cops? seems to be

evading police

[Episode 198 - In a Magician’s Apartment (w/ Open Mike Eagle, Ally Beardsley, Chris Grace, Jacquis Neal)]

loved the very beginning when paul says smth abt having fun and eban goes almost immediately into the 'f is for friends' spongebob song...... incredible.

is it normally this dead on the spont forum? is everyone on reddit? twitter? whats up here??

[Episode 271 - Bang Rodgman, Our Choose Your Own Adventure Friend]

the stitcher homepage

shows me the stupidest shit.

i miss santa man

[Fake News?]

this is what i thought

they were doing the whole time.

sometimes fake is fun

- a haiku

[Episode 268 - Adam Conover, Our Close Friend]

Adam Conover

is helpless against the boys

and their ruinsing

-a haiku

[Episode 270 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder Part 2]

hollywood handbook

and adam pally record

a few real nice bump's

-a haiku

[Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit.]

Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit.

[Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad]

Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad

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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you for your interest in the show. To continue listening this episode, please sign in or create an account

[slurp. slurp. slurp..... another one slurps the dust]

slurp. slurp. slurp..... another one slurps the dust

[you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and by washington state law you can fuck your cousin but you can't marry them]

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and by washington state law you can fuck your cousin but you can't marry them

[hit me with your best shot to the heart baby one more time]

hit me with your best shot to the heart baby one more time

[[french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.]

[french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.

[honk shhhhh dooboobupbup bum bum. tequila!]

honk shhhhh dooboobupbup bum bum. tequila!

[Donuts make me crow nuts, cronuts make my bro nuts, and bro nuts go nuts, nutting into cronuts making donuts]

Donuts make me crow nuts, cronuts make my bro nuts, and bro nuts go nuts, nutting into cronuts making donuts

[Alert the presses; this limited edition beverage is the only one I consume! It's a juicy sclusie juicy sclusie juice sclusie!]

Alert the presses; this limited edition beverage is the only one I consume! It's a juicy sclusie juicy sclusie juice sclusie!

[iPod? iPad? What's next, 'I, Robot' jokes this Christmas?]

iPod? iPad? What's next, 'I, Robot' jokes this Christmas?