the ostrich

meanwhile, hayes probably knows of a different kind of "league," if you catch my drift.

no spoilers please! i had a busy day at work and did not get to listen to this one.

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i say we post any college newspaper articles we've written in hopes of them getting read on next week's pro version. i'll start: here's a review of "the life of pablo"

oh, so the masterclass gets an official dalton-approved thread, but the PRO VERSION has to be created by us? dalton clearly playing favorites with the paywall related shows.

robotam, i've been hinting at who i think the next episode's guest is with my popcorn gallery submissions, and you guess it right on the first go? something's fishy—i call teh 1337haxorz.

my bobby is reaby

a little birdie told me that CHARLES MARTINET, the voice of LUIGI, is the guest on the next ep. don't look at me when i'm wrong, though.

dalton, update your profile picture this instant!

gah, that's what i meant. i mixed his last name up with tariq abdul-wahad.

hi keith van horn, big fan. i always put your name on plastic cups at parties (it varies between you, vlade divac, and shareef adul-raheem). my question this week: how did you come up with your signature long sock look, and why did you continue to stick with it? did you hope to inspire a generation of white basketball players to wear knee length socks?

okay, i gotta geek for a minute here. on last week's spont, matt gourley uttered the phrase "i'm a sweaty toothed madman," clearly a reference to gordon college's improv comedy team, the sweaty toothed madmen. they were started by a fellow named joe buck, who also happened to start the improv team i was a part of at my college. here's where things get nutty, folks. the name of my college improv team was rice pilaf. what did sean say that he was eating on today's episode? RICE PILAF. your boy is riding high today. it's definitely not a shout-out, but i'm taking it to be a shout-out. first i get to do my famous borat character with the boys, now they mention my improv team by name on the show? i am eternally grateful for this.

i can't believe the boys got TONY PARKER for next week's episode in an exclusive interview talking about why he left the spurs, the recession of manu ginobli's hairline, and how he strong-armed the hornets into trading away dwight howard

hayes and sean should "break the seal" on the new forums update and do a popcorn gallery (much like those buckets of popcorn that had the butter sealed in and you'd break it with a fork and then the butter would drip down on the popcorn)

my favorite part is the "content count" tally instead of a "post count."

also, everyone should listen to this week's dr. gameshow because it is off the rails

the new update requires us to do 25 posts to get to page 2. that's way too much effort

some good diversity in the forums this week, folks. nothing like an all-timer to bring the fans together.

there's no worse feeling than when a joke/scene/segment doesn't land, but when an entire set doesn't land? this is my nightmare scenario.

hey mike and matt, how'd you guys get to writing for the aquabats super show? i'll bet that was a fun experince

don't do that, you'll let out all the a/c cooled air. just ask me to turn up the fan next time.

Dear Strong Bad, Can you run a mile. -Seb The Lodge, MN

dairy pillows is going to be FURIOUS when she hears about how her anti-kevin movement was attributed to reddit.

in addition, something i've been thinking a lot about lately is how nutty it is that dubstep was once part of the cultural zeitgeist. some of those songs are incredibly challenging to listen to, as they've got some very wild grinds and grunts, hisses and whirs, and (as scott anchorman likes to put it) bleeps and bloops. the early 10's were a weird time.

i heard charli xcx is the guest next week. care to confirm, dalton? here's my popcorn gallery submission: charli, does it disappoint you that your best song, "superlove," wasn't a bigger hit?