the ostrich

here's something i cobbled together real quick to wish cody farewell: hopefully this helps soften the loss

where's the "save our codies" gofundme page?

i hate to call out the boys on this, but i can think of one person that famously banked and was very successful: tim duncan

i've got a great feeling about my randomly selected team for this week and the week of april 9th specifically. MARK MY WORDS!

i played soccer in high school with a guy named anders, and opposing announcers would always say "ann-ders" during lineup introductions. i hope anders holm wasn't subjected to the same kind of torment in high school.

ah, a simpler time when every single musclebound hollywood male was 'roided out of their mind

how long would it be if you tied them all together?

i need to win this competition, and, luckily, i'm a total math whiz. first, you have to take the ratio of the sample size that we're provided and estimate, given the ratio, of how many proportions of the ratio could fit on the display. so, it's a lot of math!

good posts this week, lads. expect an envelope in your mailbox later this week.

sometimes, i like to pretend that when hayes and sean say "the office," they're actually saying my username

big shout out to RNG for my list. Challenge Beast: Chris Noble The Strategist: Brendan Shapiro The Black Widow: Desiree Afuye The Cutthroat: Stephanie Johnson The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Sebastian Noel Under The Radar: Chelsea Townsend Wildcard: Libby Vincek Bench Player: Wendell Holland (my only non-RNG pick, simply because I like the name Wendell) Final 3: Stephanie Johnson, James Lin, Domenick Abbate Winner: Domenick Abbate

oh dang, i just saw the second show and it wasn't sold out yet. that seems weird, considering how quickly the first one did. but i'm gonna be there and i am excited!!!!!

i don't suppose any of y'all are ticket scalpers and bought extras

just called the box office and they said it sold out very quickly. bummerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wait did it sell out already? no tickets on second city's website

sounds like you've got some serious seepage problems, henry.

D A L T O N !

dam. i've always wanted a reason to take a one day trip to LA

dang it, urinalcake, i've got a KILLER description for a pro version episode

let's stick with the antagonizing guests and go with tom scharpling

sounds like the dinner theme will be the yeast of our problems come sunday evening

oh yes, an episode with musical cues. sean is extra scampish today and not a sweetie as usual.

reddit? more like ridic(ulous)

DALTON! Can you hear me? Can you feel me?

i really appreciate the boys giving us scoop troopers the day off as they analyze rapid eye movement.