Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta

[Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta]

Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta

[Hello nasty my old friend, I've come to Paul's Boutique again]

Hello nasty my old friend, I've come to Paul's Boutique again

[Councilmen, let the record show this steer stomped my solar panel and THEN took a shit on it]

Councilmen, let the record show this steer stomped my solar panel and THEN took a shit on it

[I kick it root down, I'll take a poop now]

I kick it root down, I'll take a poop now

[As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"]

As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"

[Shampoodler stuck his doodler in Colfax McLiverneck's MondoMudbutt]

Shampoodler stuck his doodler in Colfax McLiverneck's MondoMudbutt

[That's my souvenir, you basic bitch!]

That's my souvenir, you basic bitch!

[Once the skin is plucked free, be sure to reserve your imported tube grease for that credit check!]

Once the skin is plucked free, be sure to reserve your imported tube grease for that credit check!

[So I says to Maybel, "Fuck your tinnitus, we've gotta make it to Reno by sundown!"]

So I says to Maybel, "Fuck your tinnitus, we've gotta make it to Reno by sundown!"

[Ectoplasm? I hardly know him!]

Ectoplasm? I hardly know him!

[that last earthquake knocked my copy of The Fountainhead onto my crotch. It was a nine-point-oh on the dick-hurt scale]

that last earthquake knocked my copy of The Fountainhead onto my crotch. It was a nine-point-oh on the dick-hurt scale

[Bright (2017)]

A Netflix original absolute mess. I don't even know how to describe this. Can anyone help?

[foreskin? more like moreskin!]

foreskin? more like moreskin!

[Why do droids scream in Star Wars? Who engineered them to feel pain? Today we answer the uncomfortable questions everyone is asking.]

Why do droids scream in Star Wars? Who engineered them to feel pain? Today we answer the uncomfortable questions everyone is asking.

[Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's]

Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's

[Suckle hell, daddy-o. I'm the gang's new pharaoh now.]

Suckle hell, daddy-o. I'm the gang's new pharaoh now.

[931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang]

931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang

[For years my polio was misdiagnosed as just having a bad attitude]

For years my polio was misdiagnosed as just having a bad attitude

[Waylon Jennings claims the be a rambln' man, but he is actually quite concise]

Waylon Jennings claims he's a rambln' man, but he is actually quite concise

[Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Early in the morning]

Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Early in the morning

[Hey salty seadog, the cut of your jib really hoists my mizzenmast]

Hey salty seadog, the cut of your jib really hoists my mizzenmast

[Not even his gaping cricket teeth could stop her moist polyps from groaning]

Not even his gaping cricket teeth could stop her moist polyps from groaning

[Fifteen men at South by Southwest, Yo Yo Ma and a Japanese drum]

Fifteen men at South by Southwest, Yo Yo Ma and a Japanese drum

[Unsolicited pictures of butts is just one of the many perks of being podcast famous]

Unsolicited pictures of butts is just one of the many perks of being podcast famous

[Suggest a catchphrase, my ass (I won't suggest a catchphrase)]

Suggest a catchphrase, my ass (I won't suggest a catchphrase)