Cabbage Bitch
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Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that.
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She blasts Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain & Tennille, while I blast Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division. Meanwhile my pastor performs and exorcism on my japanese dog. More at 11.
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If you can shit in a public rest room, you are a serial killer.
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If he had Vegeta on that shirt, this never would have happened...Just Saiyan
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Placing oily twigs on my best friend marvin the pig, I chuckle to myself; "check out the getaway sticks on that babe".
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Aparently shitting on the bed isn't 'just a language barrier'. Ok Susan, how about you tell that to my french dog.
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terry no further your fickle mind dr. frank fistulous, for t’was my fictional fathers fingers whom frantically befriended your wife’s fallopian furrow
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I think im having an existential crisis, someone help me!
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You're listening to The Spank Bank with your host T. Hanks, coming up; notes from my iphone, an entrepreneur, and what's this? My wifes new boyfriend?!
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I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.
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He's making a list. He's checking it twice; He's gonna find out... He's gonna find out.
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Lead a horse to water, you teach it for a day. Give the horse a fish, it drinks for a lifetime.
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I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.
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All the witches and wizards stirring their cauldrons. Except wizards... What do they stir? Up trouble I hope.
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The sum of all knowledge can be summarized as what they teach you at Harvard business school, and what they don't teach you at Harvard business school
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Talking to fast? Have the devil will make fun out of you and have too small mouth and too long tongue
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Men aren't from mars, nor the rings of Saturn, they're born on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
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Beef drippings for my skeleton dog, he's all grown up now.
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