Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 30, 2021 ass
She blasts Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain & Tennille, while I blast Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division. Meanwhile my pastor performs and exorcism on my japanese dog. More at 11. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 21, 2021
If you can shit in a public rest room, you are a serial killer. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 18, 2021 klnjk
If he had Vegeta on that shirt, this never would have happened...Just Saiyan in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 16, 2021 gd 1
Placing oily twigs on my best friend marvin the pig, I chuckle to myself; "check out the getaway sticks on that babe". in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 26, 2021 piggy
Aparently shitting on the bed isn't 'just a language barrier'. Ok Susan, how about you tell that to my french dog. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 25, 2021
terry no further your fickle mind dr. frank fistulous, for t’was my fictional fathers fingers whom frantically befriended your wife’s fallopian furrow in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 24, 2021 aaa
I think im having an existential crisis, someone help me! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 12, 2021 im not rly but is that a shirt
You're listening to The Spank Bank with your host T. Hanks, coming up; notes from my iphone, an entrepreneur, and what's this? My wifes new boyfriend?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 10, 2021
I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 5, 2021
He's making a list. He's checking it twice; He's gonna find out... He's gonna find out. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted February 18, 2018
Lead a horse to water, you teach it for a day. Give the horse a fish, it drinks for a lifetime. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted February 17, 2018
I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted February 17, 2018 wof bark im not a dog, and u stink .bye.
All the witches and wizards stirring their cauldrons. Except wizards... What do they stir? Up trouble I hope. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 8, 2018
The sum of all knowledge can be summarized as what they teach you at Harvard business school, and what they don't teach you at Harvard business school in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 8, 2018 ....
Talking to fast? Have the devil will make fun out of you and have too small mouth and too long tongue in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 20, 2017
Men aren't from mars, nor the rings of Saturn, they're born on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 20, 2017 aye aa aaa
Beef drippings for my skeleton dog, he's all grown up now. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 17, 2017 .
Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that.
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