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  1. Posted

    I have to admit in all of my viewings of this movie I don't remember a young boy having to hide his love of this band. Also never saw Backdoor Lover as anything more than a butt sex innuendo song that would easily go over the head of any child watching but then be a subtle sex joke for adults (gay or straight). In my opinion I thought everything about DuJour was brilliantly done to poke fun at boy bands of the time. Especially cause I'm sure there are a lot more sex references in Backstreet Boys and N*SYNC than even I realize.

     

    I channeled my inner Paul Scheer, and actually listened to this movie while I was working on the garden this afternoon, and this post sprung to mind.

     

    Even in the first song you hear Josie and the Pussycats sing, you hear one. Although, it's probably me thinking about this post as making me hear things differently

     

    I'm a punk rock prom queen

    Brown paper magazine

    Hotter than you've ever seen

    Everywhere and between

    I'm a ten ticket thrill ride

    Don't you wanna come inside?

    Five star triple threat

    Hardest of the hard to get

    No one's little red corvette

    Ain't seen nothing like me yet

     

    Just looking at the lyrics just makes me think there's a sly connotation, with references to porno mags, being a "thrill ride". It's filth.

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  7. Posted

     

    As a single woman this sounds like something out of horror story.

     

    He was a HUGE scumbag.

     

    What he would do is he'd go on dates, and more often than not, they would go terribly. Well, one of them had the foresight to e-mail the staff at the show, basically saying "This guy is a scumbag", so Master Po, thinking he was a slick operator, sent out his own e-mail saying "Do not open any e-mails from these addresses, they're viruses, and they will steal your identity and use it against you!".

     

    It's par for the course for a man refused to divulge his name to such a point where he'd sign into places as "Po, Master".

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  8. Posted

    Okay, time for another Body Rockin' Master Po fact.

     

    When Master Po worked security at XM, the identification for certain women would get "lost" during the process, and then Master Po would conveniently find them, and then drive to the woman's house to return it.

     

    Shit like that is what got him mocked on air, and then eventually shit canned.

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  9. Posted

    I just remembered another thing that kinda made me laugh during this movie. In what world are the artists the corporate sell outs that are being funded by some Donald Trump-like mogul? It was so bonkers that Claire was a painter and seemed to be the complete opposite of what a painter would actually be like. And the other dude who's name I forgot but the Shitty Youtube Captions told me was "Signor" was a street artist that basically became Banksy once he was properly funded???

     

    The 80s must have had an art boom because I don't know too many genuine artists that are getting money thrown at them by business moguls.

     

    Could be a subtle shot at modern art basically being a money laundering scam.

     

    Like this going for nearly $44m

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  10. Posted

    It wouldn't work because they would each say they won and have their own fake trophy or belt to prove it.

     

    I've just thought about this a little more.

     

    That's how we get them to fight. Frank Dux is telling the story about how he won, and then just say "Oh... well... Master Po said he won... " And then you get the bracket that way.

     

    Fun Fact about Master Po, the staff at Opie and Anthony lied to him and told him they were going to be interviewing Chuck Norris, and had him write an essay about how much Chuck Norris has affected his life.

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    It wouldn't work because they would each say they won and have their own fake trophy or belt to prove it.

     

    There was a guy who was on Joe Rogan's podcast (I think), and he and the guest were talking about fake martial artists, and they talked about this one guy who told his friend "I'm fighting in an underground tournament", and he went into the woods, and he emerged three days later with a trophy.

     

    How do people think they're convincing anyone?!

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    I don't know how to break this to you, but she didn't really play that bass guitar either.

     

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    TIA CARRERE DIDN'T REALLY PLAY THE BASS?! Next thing, you'll be telling me that she didn't really hunt relics in that TV show.

     

    Tia Carrere could tell me that she won an Olympic Gold Medal in Greco-Roman Wrestling after beating Spongebob Squarepants and I'd believe her, I will always have a crush on Tia Carrere.

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  15. Posted

    Ah Master Po, easily in the top 5 fake fighters behind Frank Dux, Rafiel Torre, Charlie Zelenoff, and Manny Reyes Jr.

     

    Uss!

     

    What about Ashida Kim? That guy took over the internet for a hot minute.

     

    I can't stop listening to the Master Po stuff, like when he hosted his own radio show, invited a bunch of convicts, and let them in no problem. This is a guy who wouldn't let SLASH into a room, but a bunch of criminals, they're good to go.

     

    Master Po's Body Rock is infinitely more entertaining than the movie Body Rock. However, the more I think about it, I become more convinced that Master Po just watched this movie, and thought "I could do that!"

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    I kinda remember the dialogue between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance in regards to Italians being basically light-skinned POC, but at the time I just took it as Hopper's character trying to get himself killed in order to protect his son. It was just weird hearing connected to Luigi who might be the whitest video game character outside of the Rabbids. Though what is without questions is his apparent love of tennis, as shown by the bulge he sports when playing.

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    Brings a new meaning to "Hard Court".

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  20. Posted

    When the guy says "I want to be like Muhammad Ali.. but in his prime!" I think it was supposed to be an ill thought out metaphor.

     

    As we all know, when Ali was in his prime, he transcended the world of boxing, he became a civil rights leader, he was doing appearances on chat shows, Pro Wrestling, and anything else he wanted to do. He was not only the best fighter in the world, he was perhaps the most famous person in the world.

     

    So, perhaps this shit-pie was saying "I want to be so good in my chosen field, I become the biggest thing in the world." Why he felt the need to put his fist up, I don't know. I'm just chalking it up to him being a shit-pie with an extroverted nipple game.

     

    More importantly, him saying "...but in his prime!" is such a dickish thing to say about one of the most important people in history, the man's fight with George Foreman was watched by ONE BILLION PEOPLE!

     

    But think of it this way, this movie came out in 1984, so it was probably being filmed in 1983, so I would hazard a guess that this was written in 1982, Muhammad Ali had only just retired the previous year. To put that into perspective, he had his first fight in 1960, he had SIXTY-ONE fights in his career and went 56-5, and his last three losses came to:

     

    Leon Spinks - Olympic Gold Medallist, who Ali beat in the rematch

    Larry Holmes - He was in the middle of a 48 fight win streak, that's one less than Rocky Marciano, and became undisputed World Heavyweight Champion, and went on amass a 69-6 record

    Trevor Berbick - Went on to become a Heavyweight Champion.

     

    Muhammad Ali's "Prime" lasted from 1960 to 1980 over the course of almost 60 fights, and you're acting like Muhammad Ali has embarrassed himself and became a joke?! You arrogant prick, fuck you "Chilly" and whoever wrote your shit-pie dialogue.

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  23. Posted

     

    His website is called Masterpoeisback.com I need to know where exactly he went so I may avoid those places.

     

    I think he had to change his website because he originally had it as Master Po's, which ended up with it being spelled "masterpos", and people took the piss out of him, because it made it look like "Master POS". which lead to a brief period of him being "Master Piece of Shit".

     

    It's got me listening to the old O&A bits all about him, and he's such a douche. If you ever want some background noise, just do a youtube search for "O&A Master Po".

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  25. Posted

    Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?

    Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.

    Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.

    Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

    Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

    Ted: I would go for the 7.

    Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

    Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

    Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

    Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

    [Hitchhiker convulses]

    Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

    Ted: That - good point.

    Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

    Ted: Why?

    Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

     

    https://www.imdb.com...t0129387/quotes

     

    The funny thing is, before I posted, I did put "8 Minute Abs", before remembering that's from There's Something About Mary.

     

    I would post the videos of him talking about it, but O&A, and Jim Norton make some jokes in them that probably aren't for this forum.

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