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Everything posted by MattyWox
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Plaid pays for the little man's ways, while paisley stays the pretty girl's faves.
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Talk about Red Hot! Kiedis' penis is steeped in the sweetness.
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And it ain't Frank's. -
The boys are back in town, and the boysenberry's brown!
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<extended guitar riff> -
A lewd "Jaws"?! Jude Law's X-rated reboot is a low blow for Gigolo Joe.
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Remix! -
When tempers flare, Flaubert plows Renoir’s trough raw.
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Ooh la la! -
Don't tell!
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The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion.
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Or else it gets the hose again. -
All guys fantasize about the tall size of my small fries.
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Ring that lunch bell, amirite. -
Half a pill is laughable compared to a whiff of an affable daffodil.
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Sniff. -
Half a pill is laughable compared to a whiff of an affable daffodil.
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Stay off the drugs! -
The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion
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and creamy too! -
Big cars, cigars, fig bars and sleepin' in box cars: Ah, the good life.
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Rich as a bitch. -
Those gorgeous gorges are engorged with the gore of four Al Borlands.
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this one's growing on me -
Those gorgeous gorges are engorged with the gore of four Al Borlands.
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*tim allen voice* hoooor hooow aharrr haarrr -
I'm no historian, but Christopher Columbus' biggest atrocity was Bicentennial Man.
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Rough stuff. -
Yabba-Dabba-Doomed? Fred Flintstone's stones crushed; lineage in jeopardy.
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Yiiiikes. -
There’s wisdom in a graceful baby’s babble. Every burp a savvy dribble.
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ribble dribble -
Clear the land line and get ready for robo screams because here come some big fax!
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*fax emoji* -
Elvis' Guitar Broke Down Friday, so instead please enjoy... ROY G BIV and the FANBOYS
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Johnny Mnemonic is their manager.