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The dialogue in The Fog left me agog, but the twist in The Mist was a swing and a miss.
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"Baked and stuffed for Christmas meal / No more squawking, no more squeal." Wow, Mother Goose really did save the best for last.
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♬ There was something in the air that night / Not breathing right / Asbestos
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A lewd "Jaws"?! Jude Law's X-rated reboot is a low blow for Gigolo Joe.
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A Mime Screams: Crime Scheme or Creamy Meme? The answer tonight at ten.
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All guys fantasize about the tall size of my small fries.
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Be the queen of the scene! Try Dr. Kareem Gene's Genie Jean Cream!
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Big cars, cigars, fig bars and sleepin' in box cars: Ah, the good life.
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Clear the land line and get ready for robo screams because here come some big fax!
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Don't take money; don't take fame; don't need no credit card to ride this train. We only accept precious metals.
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Elvis' Guitar Broke Down Friday, so instead please enjoy... ROY G BIV and the FANBOYS
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granddad grandstands for one thing only: gerber burgers for flabby babies
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Gritty, Philly Gritty, the mascot of our hearts; skate the ice with crazy eyes and hold in all your farts.
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Half a pill is laughable compared to a whiff of an affable daffodil.
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Han's hot yacht con was caught when he yawned in his cot.
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He thrusts his hips against The Post, and still insists Meryl should've won.
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I'm no historian, but Christopher Columbus' biggest atrocity was Bicentennial Man.
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I’m grieving the thieving of my Lamborghini and the fraught thought of a con’s tush in my Countach.
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I’m just a naughty hottie with a body, doing potty karate with Paul Giamatti.
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If your favorite Girl Scout cookie is Tagalong, you're Taga-wrong. Thin Mints win, Squints!
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Jude Law’s lewd Jaws! X-rated reboot a low blow for Gigolo Joe!
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Michael Jordan or LeBron James? Call me old-fashioned, but I like a guy who can blast the bottom right out of the ol’ peach basket.
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