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    mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's that schlub who's softly squealing?

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    Never tell me the odds; only the evens. Especially if that even is Steven.

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    Plaid pays for the little man's ways, while paisley stays the pretty girl's faves.

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    Shh! It’s covert my yogurt is mediocre.

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    Sing a song of sixpence; shed a skin for snake sense; skin a steak for Mike Pence.

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    Talk about Red Hot! Kiedis' penis is steeped in the sweetness.

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    The boys are back in town, and the boysenberry's brown!

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    The dialogue in The Fog left me agog, but the twist in The Mist was a bit hit-and-miss.

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    The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion

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    The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion.

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    The Native American cook at my Japanese place quit without cause. I may sue Sue the Sioux sushi sous chef!

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    The Vevo “Vertigo” video on U2’s YouTube is too frou-frou for Desmond Tutu.

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    There’s wisdom in a graceful baby’s babble. Every burp a savvy dribble.

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    Thin Lizzy got dummy thicc on Bisquick at The Boysenberry Town. <that last part is sung as The Boys Are Back In Town>

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    Those gorgeous gorges are engorged with the gore of four Al Borlands.

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    Vampire Weekend tried to fire their lead singer, but they couldn't find anyone Better Than Ezra.

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    Well, rake my cake rolls over the hot coals, and call me Philomena Foxhole.

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    When tempers flare, Flaubert plows Renoir’s trough raw.

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    Work’s for jerks! Free time is me time when it comes to tea time.

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    Yabba-Dabba-Doomed? Fred Flintstone's stones crushed; lineage in jeopardy.

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    You make a better Labrador than you do a windoberman pinscher.

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