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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill had to deal with an extended wrongful death lawsuit.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but why were the peppers pre-pickled? There's a mystery afoot at the Farmer's Market.

A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket. A brisket a basket, baby you got a stew.

I'm not tall dark and handsome, but I am small pale and handsy

This isn't the Kids' Choice Awards, but I'm still gonna slime ya