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Kornelius Kev

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  1. Kornelius Kev
    Do you like when I moan your name, Sigourney ?
  2. Kornelius Kev
    If you look at my ashy knees one more time, I’m knocking you the fuck out
  3. Kornelius Kev
    Look, my third nipple was cool, but my chin looks better with a dimple
  4. Kornelius Kev
    I came here to beat my meat and rub my feet, and I’m all outta lotion
  5. Kornelius Kev
    Tanner, I know you’re listening. Put down the hookah hose, and get a job
  6. Kornelius Kev started following Yeah. That’s Tanner, he clenched his bottom before they shot him
  7. Kornelius Kev
    Yeah. That’s Tanner, he clenched his bottom before they shot him
  8. Kornelius Kev
    Welcome to cocks in socks. Might we interest you in our headless ankle huggers?
  9. Kornelius Kev
    We’re sorry for the added security, but we’ve received serious reports of Steve Guttenberg sightings .
  10. Kornelius Kev
    I’ve already told you who set the Portuguese Water Dog loose. now, please Let my cats go free, they’re innocent, councilman !
  11. Kornelius Kev
    Please pass me those Mario Lopez edition Q tips, my dimples are aggressively dirty
  12. Kornelius Kev
    Dave shmave fell in a cave, and I really don’t know how
  13. Kornelius Kev
    If you tickle this, and I nibble that, I’m positive the posture will improve your popularity.
  14. Kornelius Kev
    As I wiped the grease from my Ridged brow, I vow to plow the stink from thou, for I run this cafeteria, tanner
  15. Kornelius Kev
    The day you see me naked is the day I’ll eat your bullshit stew, Brenda
  16. Kornelius Kev
    Anus mites have many rights, anus mites will keep it tight
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