Roonami

Looks like it made the prestigious 0% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Sign. Me. Up.

They just posted to Vimeo. PW: think more than just crazy

I was thoroughly entertained with the first 25-ish minutes of this movie. From there the story gets too adventurous for its own good and gets downright convoluted. It would work as an action/heist movie but after an hour, there's almost no story anymore, just gratuitous death scenes. There's so much plot twist they completely abandon everything that set up the movie. I agree that the crew would make this into a good episode just to break down the story that becomes no story, and the oddball scenes in-between (like the aforementioned kid on Ritalin) would be a bonus.

A rare case where an actor physically received their Razzie (and in this case, broke it on live TV)

My favorite WTF moment was when Michael Keaton was on the phone, scene cuts to people looking for him, then scene cuts back and he's got a shotgun, and waving it around at apparently nobody.

Hell yeah, a movie that features State Farm!

All I know about this movie is that the pro wrestler Perry Saturn reviewed it on his website. He gave it (I believe) "negative 50 fucking stars". Sounds like he nailed it.

Confession: I still haven't seen this movie from start to finish. It's such a short movie, too, but after about 40 or so minutes I start nodding off. Kudos to whoever uploading the whole movie to its Wikipedia entry!

I really wanna revisit Supernova now.

Eric Idle plays Alan Smithee, who makes an action movie starring Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Whoopie Goldberg. He knows it's going to be a flop so he tries to disown it by using the Alan Smithee pseudonym. He can't get away with it because his real name is Alan Smithee. Spoiler: the movie-within-the-movie is very bad. This real movie is also quite terrible. The real movie is meant to be an insightful mockumentary on the movie business, but is generally very flat. Most of it is people talking directly to the camera. The funniest thing about the movie is the irony that the director, Arthur Hiller, wanted to disown this movie and used Alan Smithee in the credits! I believe the Directors Guild decided after this movie that you have to keep your name on your projects from now on.

My friends were getting stir crazy watching this movie. They were so bored, they started telling awful knock knock jokes whenever something bad happened.

I remember watching this when I was a young teen and I loved it, knowing full well how downright bonkers it is. I couldn't stop re-watching this movie. Rickshaw races (and JCVD running in knock off sneakers), finding explosives on the butt of his jeans, Rob Schneider constantly getting punched in the face, etc., etc. Also I guess everyone in Hong Kong is a CIA agent. I remember watching Rob "promote" the movie on Leno and he very diplomatically said the movie sucked. I think the line he said when explaining why the movie was delayed, was "We wanted to wait until kids were in school." Also as many other posters pointed out, JCVD is coked out. He admitted to his habit around the time this movie came out (or maybe earlier ... I remember his admission was part of the movie review when this was released).

I found this movie on YouTube and after watching it, I felt like movies were ruined for me. It may be the worst movie I've ever watched. I've seen clips of Alone in the Dark but never watched the whole thing. Needless to say I trust people's criticism of it. I agree this movie would make a good podcast episode, though. I don't believe Uwe Boll has tried comedy in any other movies so it's a very unusual and disturbing spin and hopefully the hosts give this one a chance.