Sex_Therapy_Gary

For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!

If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.

73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.

I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!

Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!

Gimme your heart, make it real or else FUGGETABOUTIT!

Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?

Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!