For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!

[For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!]

For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!

[If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.]

If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.

[73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.]

73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.

[I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!]

I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!

[Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!]

Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!

[Gimme your heart, make it real or else FUGGETABOUTIT!]

Gimme your heart, make it real or else FUGGETABOUTIT!

[Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?]

Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?

[Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!]

Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!