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Sex_Therapy_Gary

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  1. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!
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    If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.
  3. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.
  4. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!
  5. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!
  6. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    Gimme your heart, make it real or else FUGGETABOUTIT!
  7. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?
  8. Sex_Therapy_Gary
    Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!
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