Salami Zoomer
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There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.
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There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball. -
Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.
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Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog. -
Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.
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Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.
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It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.
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It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them. -
Black Lives Matter.
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Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.
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Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD. -
Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.
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Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is. -
Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.
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Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak. -
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Marlboro Cigarettes Presents:
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Sir, we can't induct you to the hall of fame until you remove your butt from the salad bar.
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Sir, we can't induct you to the hall of fame until you remove your butt from the salad bar. -
I'm here to eat ass and suck dick... and I'm all outta ass.
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I'm here to eat ass and suck dick... and I'm all outta ass. -
A rising tide floods all coasts.
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Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy.
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Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy. -
Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.
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Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.
