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Mr. Pratfall

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  1. Mr. Pratfall
    I misunderstood the question and told them my favorite horror movie was "Pretty Woman."
  2. Mr. Pratfall
    I asked the pharmacist for Flonase, but he gave me mayonnaise! Doesn't help with allergies but great on a sandwich.
  3. Mr. Pratfall
    Sadly, I don't control the rotation of the earth or the type of pies they serve at McDonald's.
  4. Mr. Pratfall
    I asked the pharmacist for Flonase, but he gave me mayonnaise! Doesn't help with allergies but great on a sandwich.
  5. Mr. Pratfall
    Bitten by a radioactive pachyderm, John Merrick fights British crime as your friendly neighborhood Elephant-Man!
  6. Mr. Pratfall
    Riddle me this: when is a door not a door? Now back to my hideout in the old abandoned jar factory.
  7. Mr. Pratfall
    Foolish mortals! Trix are for kids!
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