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    Rat Race (2001)

    This movie is garbage, BUT is trully wonderful garbage. It's my ultimate guilty pleasure.
  2. A “comedic” take on Sir Arther Conan Doyle’s great literary character. This dumpster fire is more of a “what if new things existed in the past” and Holmes and Watson were there. i went to see this because I’d heard that people were leaving the theatres, and now I completely understand why.
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    Puss in Boots (1988)

    I didn’t know this existed!
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    Hunter Killer (2018)

    Gerard Butler is at it again! But this time he’s saving the President of Russia. What was meant to feel like a throwback action movie feels more like...I want to have a clever one liner for this but I don’t...it’s just bad. I’m with Zukes on the idea that I’m normally down with whatever Gerry B does but this one...this blows. I would say I was “fortunate” to get to preview it early due to a friend who is a theatre worker, but it’s more acurate to just say that I saw it early.
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    Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)

    My Dad used to be a Manager for Walmart and some days after school we would be taken up to the store. There was a training room in the back where they would watch training videos, but on these days we’d get to go back there and watch a movie. This was the only film back there. Ive watched it at least 20 times. I remember nothing about it other than they shove a tranquilizer up the elephants butt.
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    Spawn (1997)

    I can “accept” most of the nonsense going on in this movie...but that underwear scene with the violator was, virtually, unforgivable.
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    Yeti: A Gay Love Story (2006)

    No, this is a troma piece of garbage. If they do this one I would gladly skip that episode.
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    Spawn (1997)

    Rewatched Spawn this week. What a garbage fire. The trio need to see it!
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    The Core (2003)

    This movie was a fun one despite how bad it was.
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    Fear (1996)

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    Ice Cream Man (1995)

    This needs to be done! Clint Howard cannot be recognized as often as he is on the show and this moved my overlooked!
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    The Ninth Gate (1999)

    I remember this movie being a slog. All I remember is the ending. Johnny Depo has sex with the devil (?) then goes through the portal to hell (?)
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    Fear (1996)

    At 10? What did they think they were taking you to see? A romantic comedy about the fear of being alone?!
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    Lionheart (1991)

    Nope. Gets me every time.
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    Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)

    I remember going to see this while in college. (My friends and I enjoyed looking for something bad to watch.). We found this “GEM”. Was gonna reccomend it, but seeing as it already has been...let’s bump it up.
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    Birth (2004)

    You have to read the comments on YouTube about this movie. Lots of “second opinioners” for this film.
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    Birth (2004)

    I forgot this even existed! I need to see it. On any streaming platforms?
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    Starship Troopers (1997)

    Just bumping this.
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    Fear (1996)

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    Fear (1996)

    I forgot about “The Skulls”. What a stupid movie. That movie deserves to get ripped apart.
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    The Baby (1973)

    Holy Shit...that movie was weird
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    Fear (1996)

    Big accusations...but I have a feeling you are onto something.
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    Fear (1996)

    This whole movie is 800 kinda of nuts. My favorite part is when Marky Mark is talking to them through the door and the camera is looking at him through the eye hole and he just freaks out. Then goes back to being calm.
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    Fear (1996)

    Mark Wahlberg. Reese Witherspoon. CSI’s Gil Grissom. Orgasm Roller Coasters. And best of all....OVERACTING FOR DAYS. I can’t remember where I caught this movie a couple weeks back, but oh man. During the movie I actually asked “who made this?” Then it hit me...the trio need to skewer this.
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    Tulip Fever (2017)

    That sounds like a boring mess. The tulip craze? What were they thinking?! i really want them to do Country Bears. I see that being an episode that could be QUITE hilarious