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put cat nip on your penis tip and let your feline grip it until you drip

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- March 8, 2019
I went around the horn only to find out I was the horn all along and I wept

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- March 8, 2019
I've been trying my whole life trying to pitch catchphrases when really I should have been trying to catch them

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- March 8, 2019
some say technology has advanced but the telephone only has twelve keys and is easier to use than a computer keyboard!

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- March 8, 2019
I've been informed my wife is an informant for my former ant intern!

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- February 5, 2019
Annie Lennox asked why but she never asked why not

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- February 5, 2019
Sometimes I browse using Mozilla but I much prefer browsing the mozzarella section of my favourite cheese shop.

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- February 5, 2019
Sorry but I can't keep my hams to myself -- you knew I was a ham salesman when we got married!

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- February 5, 2019
Is that a computer in your pocket because you're making my hard drive!

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- January 15, 2019
If you like sitting on desktops, you should try to becoming a draft document!

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- January 15, 2019
I cut my leg open and my doctor would not do the procedure unless I had stitcher premium.

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- January 15, 2019
My wife calls me Excel because I like to spread her sheet.

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- January 15, 2019
I love sheep and furniture but don't call me a shepherd, I'm more of an armchair expert!

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- January 15, 2019
I accidentally put my clothes in the soda machine and my laundry came out a bit fizzy

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- January 10, 2019
A walk around the block is like a walk around the clock, move enough hands and you can advance yourself!

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- January 10, 2019

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put cat nip on your penis tip and let your feline grip it until you drip

I went around the horn only to find out I was the horn all along and I wept

I've been trying my whole life trying to pitch catchphrases when really I should have been trying to catch them

some say technology has advanced but the telephone only has twelve keys and is easier to use than a computer keyboard!

I've been informed my wife is an informant for my former ant intern!

Annie Lennox asked why but she never asked why not

Sometimes I browse using Mozilla but I much prefer browsing the mozzarella section of my favourite cheese shop.

Sorry but I can't keep my hams to myself -- you knew I was a ham salesman when we got married!

Is that a computer in your pocket because you're making my hard drive!

If you like sitting on desktops, you should try to becoming a draft document!

I cut my leg open and my doctor would not do the procedure unless I had stitcher premium.

My wife calls me Excel because I like to spread her sheet.

I love sheep and furniture but don't call me a shepherd, I'm more of an armchair expert!

I accidentally put my clothes in the soda machine and my laundry came out a bit fizzy

A walk around the block is like a walk around the clock, move enough hands and you can advance yourself!

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