moleskinmoleskine
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put cat nip on your penis tip and let your feline grip it until you drip
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I went around the horn only to find out I was the horn all along and I wept
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I've been trying my whole life trying to pitch catchphrases when really I should have been trying to catch them
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some say technology has advanced but the telephone only has twelve keys and is easier to use than a computer keyboard!
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I've been informed my wife is an informant for my former ant intern!
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Annie Lennox asked why but she never asked why not
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Sometimes I browse using Mozilla but I much prefer browsing the mozzarella section of my favourite cheese shop.
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Sorry but I can't keep my hams to myself -- you knew I was a ham salesman when we got married!
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Is that a computer in your pocket because you're making my hard drive!
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If you like sitting on desktops, you should try to becoming a draft document!
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I cut my leg open and my doctor would not do the procedure unless I had stitcher premium.
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My wife calls me Excel because I like to spread her sheet.
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I love sheep and furniture but don't call me a shepherd, I'm more of an armchair expert!
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I accidentally put my clothes in the soda machine and my laundry came out a bit fizzy
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A walk around the block is like a walk around the clock, move enough hands and you can advance yourself!
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Barbecue stain inside my underwear how did you get down there?
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It takes two to tango but ten to go tanning don't forget your little goggles for the bed of dancing!
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rattle snake, battle rake, cattle cake, you had me at battle rake
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I have a coffee book stain on my shirt
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I don't mince words but I certainly wince to see birds
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You are simply the best, better than all the rest, better than any nap, any sleep I ever slept
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no nut November is hard, especially for squirrels and nutcrackers!
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guests on podcasts are like pool players, you gotta watch their cues!
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germans do not have the worst bread, they have guten gluten!
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