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Kilgore Lake Trout

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  1. Growing up, everyone used to call me E.T., mainly due to my love for Reese's Pieces. However, looking back, it could have been my extra testicle.
  2. Joe schmoes, excellent hoes, come on down to Saffron Sarah’s, where the pudding always hot, and the experience is even hotter!
  3. I’m not a fellow who worries much, but the fuzz on my dingleberry pie has started to dread uncontrollably.
  4. In a cast of thousands, at least one must have a good stockpile of Astatine, and it will be mine, so help me Carlin, it will be mine!
  5. Captain adorable and his chipper young side kick sucky, back at it again! Bustin’ nuts all over this great land.
  6. Swiss miss, rocket piss, Shyamalan movie without a twist.https://youtu.be/QasUEZatD5o
  7. “What’s up, hotdog?” More like “Poop out, a log”
  8. They may call me small fry, but who’s got the potato peeler now, huh spud, who!
  9. S my D? More like L my P...am I right ladies?
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