MalcolmJamalWarlord

No ifs, no buts, just big hairy nuts.

The South will rise again, thanks to Viagra.

A bad mamma jamma? Call me when she's a GOOD mamma jamma!

Time marches on for whom the butt holes.

Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffett eating her curds and whey.

You are what you fuck, from your head to your tuck....ed penis.

As Dexter Holland of The Offspring once sang about Israel and Palestine, "You gotta keep 'em separated."

Tickle my pickle and I'll tingle your Pringle.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make my pants stop falling down no matter how hard you try. Go on, smart guy. YOU try and make my pants stop falling down. Yeah, didn't think so.

It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."

I lost and subsequently found my virginity at church camp.

I've made a Hoob-mistake.

What up, hot dog?

You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.

Wriggle me tender til my member doth swell and all of my hair surrounds thee.

A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"

Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Thanks to MalcolmJamalWarlord for that catchphrase submission.

Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.

Butt cheeks.

If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?

How is a raven like a writing desk? They're both responsible for the murder of my 3 sons.

Tell Luigi to squeegee a Bee Gee in Fiji. Maurice Gibb to be precise.

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be hip and take a sip.

Hands up, don't shoot. That's the way we like to fuck.

Open up my Igor eyes, cause I’m Dr. Frankside.