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MalcolmJamalWarlord

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  1. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Open up and say “ahh”. Spread your legs and say “Santa”.
  2. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    If Uptown has funked you or a loved one up, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
  3. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Go get the gopher pills! My hole is tingling something fierce.
  4. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Umbrella dick, corkscrew dick. It all looks the same in the dark.
  5. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    My loving daddy shaves my back, but only my granny can wipe my crack.
  6. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    You can’t spell “Grandmaster Flash” without “grandma”!
  7. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Brusha brusha brusha your pubey pubey pubies. Momma's got a hot date at O' Charley's!
  8. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Barf Boy boffed Biff’s bevy of beef. AGAIN.
  9. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas, watch me tie my own penis around my neck.
  10. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Aw crud, I spilled belly button droppings all over my brand new sandwich.
  11. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    What is love? Baby, don’t taze me, no bro.
  12. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Hello Operator, give me number 9. I’ve got a strong addiction to tummy tickling swine.
  13. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Thunder only happens when it’s raining. I can only poop when I am straining.
  14. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Hands up, don’t shoot. That’s the way we like to fuck.
  15. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Those are the names of my testicles.
  16. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    May I have the definition? May I have the etymology? May I have a new pair of grundies, I’ve soiled myself.
  17. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Shitty Schmitty bit a gritty titty.
  18. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    When Louie Anderson left Family Feud he was RichardKarnated.
  19. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Finger on the pulse, eyes on the prize, scrotum on the CVS self-check out scanner.
  20. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    I drain my main vain mainly on the plain.
  21. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    One for Ricky, two for Mickey, and three for my little ol’ hairless dicky.
  22. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Squirt ‘em up high, squirt ‘em down low. Fill me with jelly and I’m ready to go.
  23. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.
  24. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.
  25. MalcolmJamalWarlord
    It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."
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