MalcolmJamalWarlord
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Wriggle me tender til my member doth swell and all of my hair surrounds thee.
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Holy Mary, Mother of Grace, touch my butt with your face.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly girl in my soup!
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CARPATHIAN RIDGE - SUNRISE Donnie is asleep on road next to his bicycle. He wakes up, stands up, and smiles. (Music: The Killing Moon ā Echo and the Bunnymen) Donnie gets on his bike and cycles home. At one point he cycles past a red Trans Am travellin
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Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, I took a poo and named it Trish.
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A penny saved is a nickel, a nickel saved is a dime, and a dime saved is a bright and shiny quarter. Thanks inflation!
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Put sushi in my tushi and you'll get a pu pu platter.
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Suck on my butt, suck on my butt. Lick my balls with gumption.
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Open up my Igor eyes, cause Iām Dr. Frankside.
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Hands up, don't shoot. That's the way we like to fuck.
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be hip and take a sip.
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Tell Luigi to squeegee a Bee Gee in Fiji. Maurice Gibb to be precise.
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If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?
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How is a raven like a writing desk? They're both responsible for the murder of my 3 sons.
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Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Thanks to MalcolmJamalWarlord for that catchphrase submission.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.
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I lost and subsequently found my virginity at church camp.
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It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make my pants stop falling down no matter how hard you try. Go on, smart guy. YOU try and make my pants stop falling down. Yeah, didn't think so.
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