MalcolmJamalWarlord
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Tickle my pickle and I'll tingle your Pringle.
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CARPATHIAN RIDGE - SUNRISE Donnie is asleep on road next to his bicycle. He wakes up, stands up, and smiles. (Music: The Killing Moon – Echo and the Bunnymen) Donnie gets on his bike and cycles home. At one point he cycles past a red Trans Am travellin
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make my pants stop falling down no matter how hard you try. Go on, smart guy. YOU try and make my pants stop falling down. Yeah, didn't think so.
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Tell Luigi to squeegee a Bee Gee in Fiji. Maurice Gibb to be precise.
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It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."
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You are what you fuck, from your head to your tuck....ed penis.
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If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?
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Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffett eating her curds and whey.
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Suck on my butt, suck on my butt. Lick my balls with gumption.
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My loving daddy shaves my back, but only my granny can wipe my crack.
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Put sushi in my tushi and you'll get a pu pu platter.
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If Uptown has funked you or a loved one up, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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I lost and subsequently found my virginity at church camp.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly girl in my soup!
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As Dexter Holland of The Offspring once sang about Israel and Palestine, "You gotta keep 'em separated."
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Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.
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Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, I took a poo and named it Trish.
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Open up and say “ahh”. Spread your legs and say “Santa”.
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Go get the gopher pills! My hole is tingling something fierce.
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be hip and take a sip.
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Thunder only happens when it’s raining. I can only poop when I am straining.
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