TheClownCarTragedy
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Nibs for days and squibs for weeks. Months remain unknown.
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Raise your hands if you want flummery!
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This year, for your child, buy an Elf on the Self! Sits on your son or daughter's shoulder and judges them nonstop!
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Bits of stained glass windows and moist mouse noses. That's what Comedy Bang Bang is made of!
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The last time I was on a roll this big, I got butter on my knees.
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How raw is this steak? Let's just say it's been cooked by time.
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The nudist colony hated their old anthem, so I wrote them a new nudity ditty.
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Deck the Halls, clothesline the Smiths, and throat-punch the Kennedys! Merry Fistmas!
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Ho, Ho, Holy Shit. Looks Like Santa Left Us A Yule Log of His Own
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My sex life improved instantly when I started masturbating on the treadmill.
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To look this good, just workout once every eight days for three days.
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When I was little, the floor was made of lava, but now I can afford wall-to-wall tar pit.
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Fun Fact: Carol of the Bells is the best holiday song to repeatedly stab someone to.
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No need to flatter me. I'm flat enough as it is.
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I only let people in by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin. Don't know what that means? Then you ain't gettin' in.
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I've never been hangry, but I get smellous all the time.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless you really smashed that sucker to bits.
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Gimme that old-tyme elision. Like in ancient his'try
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When you're on fire, it's stop, drop and roll, not pop it and lock it.
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Nobody knows what it's like to be Smee now that Bob Hoskins is dead.
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See so, say to, hear for, smell if, feel when life is cancelled.
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See so, say to, hear for, smell if, feel when life is cancelled.
