King Dong III

If anyone from Earwolf is reading this, please consider the following shirt Ideas. "Say the truth" "Would it shock you to know I was once considered very beautiful?" "Smill a sense of smell" "Gang gang" I want these shirts!

“Knock knock” ”who’s there?” ”unprofessional cop” ”unprofessional cop, who?” ”your husband’s been killed in a car wreck, ma’am”

Eat shit and die? more like eat dye and shit.

I’m a jive turkey and a quack who’s scared of the dark, Dr. Turd Ucken at you’re service

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird with a bush is worth a hand in the tush

It's a dog eat corn world and I'm a dog

If it ain't broke, don't go breakin' my heart!