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Catchphrases should be short and sweet, just like my genitals

You can boil a spoon, but you can't spoil a boon

Here's the story, Of a lovely podcast host, Who was bringing up three very lovely segments, there was the interview, the main part, and then of course there's always plugs.

Thank you for censoring the 'u' in your curse word I can't read vowels in curse words.

Don't poop in a chute if you can't handle the toot.

Ticketmaster chicklet bastard, listen to this and you'll die faster