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Boof

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Everything posted by Boof

  1. M-m-m-m-my Sharona! gave me a r-r-r-r-restraining order!
  2. Fill me up, Buttercup. Give me space, Butterface.
  3. Got eye fucked by Medusa, now I’m rock hard
  4. I’d love to eat that ass. But I’m allergic to a bunch of shit
  5. Sex is the best. Unless it’s with Oedipus Rex, motherfucker!
  6. Hold it brown. We’ll be white black
  7. I love huffing Microsoft Paint
  8. Over the river and through the woods to Fountainview Retirement Center we go
  9. This Number 2 pencil writes like shit
  10. What’s up, Uranus?
  11. Ride or Dye. Six Flags Easter Sunday
  12. I should probably stop drinking, but I dont listen to drunks. Cheers!
  13. Butterflies in my stomach, frog in my throat. This paleo diet is wild
  14. Huge fan of married with children’s Weird al budny
  15. Siphoning a car gives me gas
  16. I give the best handjobs I have ever had
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