Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie

A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted. While A Mule Being Funny Usually Occurs When It Farted.

There must be some kind of way outta here, Said the twerker to the queef

Remember the Alamo! Unless it's the place where you lost your favorite two-toned Vuarnet sunglasses while vacationing with your parents in the 90s. In that case, fuck the Alamo to shit!

Mo Money Mo Problems!...Unless you have a sensible financial plan that diversifies your portfolio with the help of a skilled chartered accountant.

Bet you dollars to donuts that your cruller tastes better than my silver dollar.