A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted. While A Mule Being Funny Usually Occurs When It Farted.

[A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted. While A Mule Being Funny Usually Occurs When It Farted.]

A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted. While A Mule Being Funny Usually Occurs When It Farted.

[There must be some kind of way outta here, Said the twerker to the queef]

There must be some kind of way outta here, Said the twerker to the queef

[Remember the Alamo! Unless it's the place where you lost your favorite two-toned Vuarnet sunglasses while vacationing with your parents in the 90s. In that case, fuck the Alamo to shit!]

Remember the Alamo! Unless it's the place where you lost your favorite two-toned Vuarnet sunglasses while vacationing with your parents in the 90s. In that case, fuck the Alamo to shit!

[Mo Money Mo Problems!...Unless you have a sensible financial plan that diversifies your portfolio with the help of a skilled chartered accountant.]

Mo Money Mo Problems!...Unless you have a sensible financial plan that diversifies your portfolio with the help of a skilled chartered accountant.  

[Bet you dollars to donuts that your cruller tastes better than my silver dollar.]

Bet you dollars to donuts that your cruller tastes better than my silver dollar.