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    Listen up, I’m only gonna say this once, motherfuckers: “Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.”

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. T-Pain for my hip friends. Hip pain for my tea friends. Girl pain for my man friends. Mansplain for my girlfriends.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mofos holla back, mufos follow back, my hos swallow back

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The doctor is the boy’s mother, the kiddo is the boy’s widow, the sexist is the boy’s breakfast.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One for the money, two for the show, but “three-peat” is a clumsy sportmanteau.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bonanas for Bonanza Takeover

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in Comedy Bang Bang

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    SCREW your courage, toothy stinkin’-face!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This is how the world ends: not with a Bang Bang, but with a whimper whimper!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Fantasy is the orc of little dorks.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Word on Google Street View is that I Excel in Google Sheets, too!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Liam Neeson’s next revenge? More like Brendan Gleeson’s Netflix binge!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You are my sunshine. I am your father. We can rule the galaxy as father and sunshine!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Feed a cold, starve a fever, give a heart attack a healthy snack.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Snitches get stitches, and a stitch in time saves nine, so shut up and mend that ski mask of mine!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Heartbreakers gonna break break break break break, so be good for goodness’ sake sake sake sake sake!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Fantasy is the orc of little dorks.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and tear me down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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