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  1. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    It takes two to tango, but only one to do the worm.
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    Idle hands are the devil's tools, but bridal hands made my wedding night heavenly.
  3. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    And for his eight plague, God said, "Hocus Pocus: Locusts!"
  4. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    I work the graveyard shift from 9 to 5. The graveyard gives me good hours!
  5. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Don't cry over spilt milk. Your tears will salt the milk, you stooge!
  6. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    I'll be there at the drop of a hat, provided that hat drops for about 15 minutes.
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    I've got a real axe to grind with my axe-grinder. He dulled my axe!
  8. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Buy low. Sell high. I only do business when I'm depressed or on drugs.
  9. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Red leather. Yellow leather. My cows are tie-dye.
  10. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.

    I call Chubby Checker chess.

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    I call Chubby Checker chess.
  11. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Guess who's back? Back again. My IBS. Tell a friend.
  12. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! That's when I learned my father had four other families.
  13. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Shot through the heart and you're too late. That's why doctors shouldn't take poop breaks.
  14. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Kick it, Jackie Chan. Now Bop It, Jackie Chan.
  15. Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.
    Teach a man to fish. Teach a woman to fish. Equal opportunity.
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