Don’t cum on my foot and tell me it’s Flubber

[Don’t cum on my foot and tell me it’s Flubber]

Don’t cum on my foot and tell me it’s Flubber

[Open up your plug bag and get ready for a 9 month CBB bump!]

Open up your plug bag and get ready for a 9 month CBB bump! 

[Filling up your dirty plot holes with logic goo]

Filling up your dirty plot holes with logic goo

[Why don’t we fuck in a Kubrickian hallway? (Lennon-McCartney)]

Why don’t we fuck in a Kubrickian hallway? (Lennon-McCartney)

[Before his younger brother became a “star” in Hollywood, the lesser known Sarlaac Pitt was seen chewing up the scenery in the 1983 Ewoxploitation film “Return of the Jedi”]

Before his younger brother became a “star” in Hollywood, the lesser known Sarlaac Pitt was seen chewing up the scenery in the 1983 Ewoxploitation film “Return of the Jedi” 

[Go Go Gadget Arms Race!]

Go Go Gadget Arms Race!

[Bust in my butt, bust in my face, but good god almighty don’t bust on my DVD copy of The Inauguration of Barack Obama]

Bust in my butt, bust in my face, but good god almighty don’t bust on my DVD copy of The Inauguration of Barack Obama

[Forget it Jack, it’s Halloween Town]

Forget it Jack, it’s Halloween Town

[organic, bio-degradable, fuel efficient, and locally sourced PISS]

organic, bio-degradable, fuel efficient, and locally sourced PISS