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    When you wish upon Ken Starr makes no difference who sucked your ding-dong in the oval office.
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    I’m old and I’m paste-y, but my nuts are quite tasty.
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    Nothing scares me, my middle name is Danger. My first name is Rodney and my last name is Field, I get no respect.
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    Spiner-Man, Spiner-Man. Does whatever Brent Spiner can.
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    I love that you bought me the Liberty Bell, but when I wished for an enormous dong this was not exactly what I had in mind.
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    U Miss 100% of the University of Mississippi courses you don’t take.
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    I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Amanda Waller
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    Thomas Jeff-er-son, I hardly knew her son.
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    If Ken Watanabe my lover, he better get with my friends.
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    Now hear me out: What if Black Mirror was like, actually, a metaphor for our phones and stuff?
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    Let your fingers do the walking, I’m afraid we had to amputate your legs Mr. Pinkerson.
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    Schneider-Man, Schneider-Man. Does whatever Fred Schneider can.
  13. masonreloaded
    Cum On Feel the Noize. Feel the Noize is the name of my racehorse, please wipe him off when you’re done
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    I see England, I see France, I see Charles dance. I'm watching Alien 3 on an airplane.
  15. masonreloaded
    If its yellow let it mellow. If its brown, let it mellow. Our toilet is a hole in the ground.
  16. masonreloaded
    Kids, I shrunk the honey. This shrinking machine is far too dangerous for human trials.
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    I took a trip to Fairy Falls, and there I washed my hairy balls.
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    Let your fingers do the porking.
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