masonreloaded
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Roses are black, violets are black. Its midnight and also, Iâm blind.
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You canât make an omelet without two adult omes having sex and then a baby.
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When I was going to St Pauls, I met a man with seven balls...
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As I strode along the road, I blew my load upon a toad.
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Its the end of the world as we know it and I steal wine.
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I know youâre an intern but these balls arenât going to wash themselves.
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After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.
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Red sky at night, shepherdâs delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherdâs delight. I like to blow shepherds.
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So I said to him âPut that in your pipe and smoke it!â... Because Iâm a drug dealer.
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One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Ok, thats enough I guess I can only fit four bananas in my rectum.
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Welcome to the Hotel California, you can check out any time you like and check-in is 3pm.
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When you said this was a Sting operation I didnât think we would be removing Gordon Sumnerâs appendix.
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Hereâs a random memorandum to my fandom, donât abandon Bryan Cranston.
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Is it a bird is it a plane, is this an optometrists office?
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Thereâs been so many Spider-Man reboots they should call him âRepeaterâ Parker.
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So I said to her: Throw away my pogs? No Marie can-do, Marie Kondo
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Leprechaun, I hardly knew âer chaun!
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Oh hi hi, Mr Family Guy, Peter Griffin in here riffin', got me splitting my sides.
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In case of NPR-mergency, break Ira Glass.
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Iâm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Sir, please put your spout away, this is a public park.
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Iâm coming in nude, so lube up your tube.
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The stains on my knees mean I aim to please.
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If the glove doesnât fit, you must-a quit. If the glove does-a fit, you must-a continue.
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With Jack Bauer comes Jack Responsibility
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Bat boys, bat boys, what you guano do when they come for you?
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Bat boys, bat boys, what you guano do when they come for you?