masonreloaded
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One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Ok, thats enough I guess I can only fit four bananas in my rectum.
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Welcome to the Hotel California, you can check out any time you like and check-in is 3pm.
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U Miss 100% of the University of Mississippi courses you donât take.
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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Amanda Waller
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So I said to him âPut that in your pipe and smoke it!â... Because Iâm a drug dealer.
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After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.
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Iâm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Sir, please put your spout away, this is a public park.
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When you said this was a Sting operation I didnât think we would be removing Gordon Sumnerâs appendix.
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Now hear me out: What if Black Mirror was like, actually, a metaphor for our phones and stuff?
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Is it a bird is it a plane, is this an optometrists office?
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I took a trip to Fairy Falls, and there I washed my hairy balls.
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You canât make an omelet without two adult omes having sex and then a baby.
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If the glove doesnât fit, you must-a quit. If the glove does-a fit, you must-a continue.
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Nothing scares me, my middle name is Danger. My first name is Rodney and my last name is Field, I get no respect.
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Let your fingers do the walking, Iâm afraid we had to amputate your legs Mr. Pinkerson.
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Schneider-Man, Schneider-Man. Does whatever Fred Schneider can.
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Red sky at night, shepherdâs delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherdâs delight. I like to blow shepherds.
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When I was going to St Pauls, I met a man with seven balls...
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I see England, I see France, I see Charles dance. I'm watching Alien 3 on an airplane.
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Roses are black, violets are black. Its midnight and also, Iâm blind.
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So I said to her: Throw away my pogs? No Marie can-do, Marie Kondo
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If its yellow let it mellow. If its brown, let it mellow. Our toilet is a hole in the ground.
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