If Would'ves and Can'ts Were Spiders and Ants, Then This Picnic Would Be RUINED!

[If Would'ves and Can'ts Were Spiders and Ants, Then This Picnic Would Be RUINED!]

If Would'ves and Can'ts Were Spiders and Ants, Then This Picnic Would Be RUINED!

[I see Paris, I see France; I see my life slipping by into the void one minute at a time. This vacation isn't working.]

I see Paris, I see France; I see my life slipping by into the void one minute at a time. This vacation isn't working.

[If at first you don't succeed; grab some lube and get back in that butthole!]

If at first you don't succeed; grab some lube and get back in that butthole!

[Wait, hold the phonograph. Wait, I meant graph the sonogram. Wait, I meant phone the gramosphere. Wait, I meant spear the homophobe?]

Wait, hold the phonograph. Wait, I meant graph the sonogram. Wait, I meant phone the gramosphere. Wait, I meant spear the homophobe?

[How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hold even a fraction of the greed and hubris of man?]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hold even a fraction of the greed and hubris of man?