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    Night of the Comet (1984)

    I have no idea how this bonkers as fuck movie hasn't been suggested yet, but I can't find anything in the search, so here we are. Earth passes through the tail of a comet and reduces nearly every human to a tidy little pile of red dust. Two survivors (and sisters), Reggie (Catherine Mary Stewart, also known for The Last m'f'n Starfighter) and Sam (Kelli Maroney, also known for CHOPPING MALL) venture out to find other survivors. They stop at a mall, where they loot/have a fun dance montage to a karaoke version of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". And then there's a mall shootout. I don't want to spoil the rest for you, because that would be rude. But isn't the fact that there's a mall shootout enough for you? It should be!
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    Cherry 2000 (1987)

    Fuck yes, this movie is absolutely fucking bonkers, why haven't they done it???
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    The Golden Child (1986)

    The greatest Eddie Murphy vehicle. I will hear no other opinions.
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    The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    "No you didn't dream this movie, it actually exists" should be the fucking tagline for this movie. Horrifying movie. Watched it again in college and was like, "holy fucking shit, that kid's pubes REALLY DID grow super long! It wasn't just a fever dream!"