Sarah

Just watched the “sequel” and it somehow makes less sense than the first Robo Vampire. This one at least actually has vampires.

The whole movie is also available on Amazon Prime as well as the sequel that came out a year before. The sequel makes about as much sense as this movie.

Robo Vampire came out 1 year after Robocop and was clearly trying to copy parts of it (example: the poster). There’s a drug smuggling ring in which a cop is killed and quickly turned into a “Robot” (basically a guy in a fire suit with the chin strap always off to the side). He sets out to do something and occasionally fights a gorilla zombie that can only get around via hoping and shoots Roman candles. There is a second movie that is going on at maybe the same time which is the A-Team getting together to save a “scientist” whilst occasionally fighting a guy with many hats. Its honestly very hard to explain but is amazing. The robot literally explodes into pieces and in the next scene is diagnosed as only having short circuited (diagnoses via a magnifying glass). Watch this movie and discover a fight scene that lasts 12 minutes and involves 90% walking. Enjoy

Decide life isn’t worth living and watch 2012s “Foodfight” starring Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Wayne Brady & Christopher Lloyd. A movie so bad the people working on it leave it off their resumes, a director that tells them to do the scenes 30% better, and graphics so bad you’ll think it was made in the early 90s.