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Ronald McDonald stopped Chis O’Donnell from eating his chic-fil-a. Along came HamBurglar flashing his gurglar and showing the Grimmace the way.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with rooty tootie, you may be entitled to point and shooty

Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

Roses are red, violets are blue. One finger in your bum, thumbs up for two.

Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

The holidays are over, just like the relationship I had with your mom. See you around kid. Signed, Macho Man Randy Savage

The Hamburglar burgled burgers while the Grimmace grabbed your grapes. Ronald McDonald watched it all while Mayor McCheese filmed the tape.

Mom and dad please don't get mad, but I'm moving in with Phil. It's not Bill or Ted but his hair is red and he's the one who overdosed on pills.

With a pregnant pause the family watched Jaws while I taught the microwave to shoot lightning at my spaghettios.

The Hamburglar burgled burgers while the Grimmace grabbed your grapes. Ronald McDonald watched it all while Mayor McCheese filmed the tape.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal. Grandma's here and ready for beer

This is, in fact, Not So Raven

The Hamburglar burgled burgers while the Grimmace grabbed your grapes. Ronald McDonald watched it all while Mayor McCheese filmed the tape.

Trump would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

Hey Mom, can you come pick me up? All the other podcasts are being mean again.

I'll ground pound this round mound while the clown frowns.

Hi my name is Scott and I'm fingering your brother. Hope you like it hot because here comes Sally Struthers.

Our President: The very definition of the phrase, "The last thing a sausage sees"

Excuse me sir, but masturbating into our fry sauce is an ‘at home activity.’ This is a school cafeteria.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang where we smash your dick holes and beat you with nickels. Brought to you by Arby’s

Well, staple my nuts and call me a fucking chode! I haven’t seen Jim since we rubbed peanut butter all over our dick holes in ‘97!

Eating my own shit is not a phase, MOM!

I’m thinking of opening a class action lawsuit against my penis for creating my expensive porn habit.

No more Netflix and chill thanks to Disney+ & KILL.

Let me see that tootsie roll is something I’m no longer allowed to sing to kids on bring your parents to school day.