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You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to…

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You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to...
- June 27, 2021
Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.

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Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.
- June 27, 2021
Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.

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Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.
- June 27, 2021
I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.

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I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.
- June 27, 2021
I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.

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I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.
- June 27, 2021
You can’t teach an old Bob new tricks. Try new-bob.

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You can’t teach an old Bob new tricks. Try new-bob.
- June 27, 2021
Similar to the animated Aladdin movie, if you listen closely to the beginning of Warren G's Regulator, I'm pretty sure he says "REGULATORS -meow, meow"

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- March 25, 2021
3 out of 10 people named Orville recommend this podcast.

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- March 21, 2021
Don't worry dad - I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to forgetting about you, like you did me when you had me out of wedlock.

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- March 21, 2021
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it... If you're happy and you know it don't tell me because I was classified as clinically depressed.

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- March 19, 2021
They say you can't keep an old dog down, but we all know that's not true if you use enough chloroform.

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- March 19, 2021
Since you're going to the grocery store, would you mind letting the manager know that I appreciate how clean the bathrooms are kept?

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- March 17, 2021
Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!

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Love the username. Hahaha!!!
- March 17, 2021
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If anyone sees my dad, please tell him that this message was brought to you in part by the National Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

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- March 17, 2021
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If you think trying to teach an older generation how to use newer technology is bad, try having a younger one get in your car and ask you how to lower your window because your car was made pre-1989

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- March 17, 2021
Just like Bob Barker used to say, have your grandparents spayed or neutered, because could you imagine having an uncle younger than you?

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- March 17, 2021
Epstein would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

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- March 17, 2021
I just watched Ace Ventura: When Nature calls and I want to apologize to my mom for the annoying little shit I was for constantly imitating him.

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Alrighty then...
- March 15, 2021
Why don't more people mouth kiss their dad?

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- March 10, 2021
Warning; listening to this podcast may cause the following: Mesothelioma, itchy fingernails and Oprah's friend Gale.

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- March 10, 2021
Alexa, order more hemorrhoid cream.

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- March 10, 2021
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Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

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- March 10, 2021
No one wanted Mr. Nanny to play Batman. No one wanted A Knights Tale to play Joker. All I want is for someone to tell me how movie titles keep getting starring roles!

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- March 10, 2021
Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.

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Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.
- March 10, 2020
Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.

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Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.
- March 10, 2020

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You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to…

Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.

Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.

I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.

I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.

You can’t teach an old Bob new tricks. Try new-bob.

Similar to the animated Aladdin movie, if you listen closely to the beginning of Warren G's Regulator, I'm pretty sure he says "REGULATORS -meow, meow"

3 out of 10 people named Orville recommend this podcast.

Don't worry dad - I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to forgetting about you, like you did me when you had me out of wedlock.

If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it... If you're happy and you know it don't tell me because I was classified as clinically depressed.

They say you can't keep an old dog down, but we all know that's not true if you use enough chloroform.

Since you're going to the grocery store, would you mind letting the manager know that I appreciate how clean the bathrooms are kept?

Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!

If anyone sees my dad, please tell him that this message was brought to you in part by the National Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

If you think trying to teach an older generation how to use newer technology is bad, try having a younger one get in your car and ask you how to lower your window because your car was made pre-1989

Just like Bob Barker used to say, have your grandparents spayed or neutered, because could you imagine having an uncle younger than you?

Epstein would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

I just watched Ace Ventura: When Nature calls and I want to apologize to my mom for the annoying little shit I was for constantly imitating him.

Why don't more people mouth kiss their dad?

Warning; listening to this podcast may cause the following: Mesothelioma, itchy fingernails and Oprah's friend Gale.

Alexa, order more hemorrhoid cream.

Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

No one wanted Mr. Nanny to play Batman. No one wanted A Knights Tale to play Joker. All I want is for someone to tell me how movie titles keep getting starring roles!

Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.

Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.

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