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  1. AManWithInternetAccess
    I've got a serious case of Dad bod. In fact, I've got a whole basement filled with Dad bods.
  2. AManWithInternetAccess
    Gaze into the void and weep, mortal. For I, THE LORD OF MALICE, call shotgun.
  3. AManWithInternetAccess
    And thats how I found out that Assless Chaps means something different in a British hospital.
  4. AManWithInternetAccess
    In those moments of doubt, gaze deep within yourself. Man, there sure is a lot of blood in here.
  5. AManWithInternetAccess
    Be the wind in your own sails, lay the track for your own train. Take a shit in the street, no one gives a fuck.
  6. AManWithInternetAccess
    Lord Galactus sat on a cactus, this would sound like a rap if there was a track that backed this.
  7. AManWithInternetAccess
    I've killed for less. I'd do anything for Les Moonves.
  8. AManWithInternetAccess
    You taint my butthole and you taint my balls, so that's why I named you and all your sisters Taint.
  9. AManWithInternetAccess
    You've gone your whole life without hearing this podcast, so let's put an end to that. Your life that is.
  10. AManWithInternetAccess
    Climb the highest mountain, look out over the horizon, feel the wind in your hair and know. You left the garage door open.
  11. AManWithInternetAccess
    Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry. The one thing you can count on is your face will be leaking.
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