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Tough Shit Elliot

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  1. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.
  2. Tough Shit Elliot

    I think, therefore I spam.

    I think, therefore I spam.
  3. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.
  4. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.
  5. Get out of my car, and into my cream.
  6. Measure twice, cut the cheese.
  7. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.
  8. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.
  9. Tough Shit Elliot

    I think, therefore I spam.

    I think, therefore I spam.
  10. Monday was my birthday too... all I wanted was my 3rd catchphrase win.
  11. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.
  12. Tough Shit Elliot

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  13. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.
  14. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.
  15. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.
  16. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".
  17. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons, into this novelty toilet-shaped mug.
  18. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.
  19. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.
  20. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.
  21. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.
  22. Get out of my car, and into my cream.
  23. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.
  24. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.
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