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Tough Shit Elliot

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  1. Tough Shit Elliot
    What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.
  2. Tough Shit Elliot
    Get out of my car, and into my cream.
  3. Tough Shit Elliot
    Naughty naughty, you missed the potty.
  4. Tough Shit Elliot
    I'm ordering lunch, who wants to party?
  5. Tough Shit Elliot
    Can I get 2 weeks in a row? Absolutely not.
  6. Tough Shit Elliot
    Guys go for looks, girls go for status; I, personally, go for no less than 12 inches.
  7. Tough Shit Elliot
    If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.
  8. Tough Shit Elliot
    Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge of Star Wars Prequel sub-characters?
  9. Tough Shit Elliot

    Measure twice, cut the cheese.

    Tough Shit Elliot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Measure twice, cut the cheese.
  10. Tough Shit Elliot
    I wouldn't walk 500 miles, but don't you dare call me lazy.
  11. Tough Shit Elliot
    Please don't pet my dog, he hates those shoes you're wearing Joe.
  12. Tough Shit Elliot
    Get out of my car, and into my cream.
  13. Tough Shit Elliot
    It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.
  14. Tough Shit Elliot
    'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.
  15. Tough Shit Elliot

    Measure twice, cut the cheese.

    Tough Shit Elliot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Measure twice, cut the cheese.
  16. Tough Shit Elliot
    It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.
  17. Tough Shit Elliot
    Get out of my car, and into my cream.
  18. Tough Shit Elliot
    If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.
  19. Tough Shit Elliot
    If candy and nuts were asses and butts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.
  20. Tough Shit Elliot
    Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge of Star Wars Prequel sub-characters?
  21. Tough Shit Elliot
    Humankind cannot bear very much virtual reality, unless it's porn.
  22. Tough Shit Elliot

    Goodbye!

    Tough Shit Elliot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Goodbye!
  23. Tough Shit Elliot
    The rain in Spain cause pain in my main vein!
  24. Tough Shit Elliot
    If at first you don't succeed, please don't try doing butt stuff again.
  25. Tough Shit Elliot
    This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but a Comedy Bang Bang!
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