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Tough Shit Elliot

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    I'm ordering lunch, who wants to party?

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    Can I get 2 weeks in a row? Absolutely not.

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    Guys go for looks, girls go for status; I, personally, go for no less than 12 inches.

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    If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

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    Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge of Star Wars Prequel sub-characters?

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    Measure twice, cut the cheese.

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    I wouldn't walk 500 miles, but don't you dare call me lazy.

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    Please don't pet my dog, he hates those shoes you're wearing Joe.

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    Get out of my car, and into my cream.

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    It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

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    'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

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  12.  

    Measure twice, cut the cheese.

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  13.  

    It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

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  14.  

    Get out of my car, and into my cream.

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    If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If candy and nuts were asses and butts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge of Star Wars Prequel sub-characters?

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    Humankind cannot bear very much virtual reality, unless it's porn.

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    Goodbye!

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  20.  

    The rain in Spain cause pain in my main vein!

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    If at first you don't succeed, please don't try doing butt stuff again.

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    This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but a Comedy Bang Bang!

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    They say you can't throw your granny off a bus, but just you fuckin' watch me, grandpa!

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    I'm such a liar, we don't play would you rather every week.

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    How many times is too many? Let's find out!

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