LooseCheeksGasLeaks
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You bring the toys and I'll bring the Corgi, it's time for the weekly dog-human orgy
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As I wither, and wilt with my increasing age, my once sensuous body has become a decrepit cage
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Artistic types are out creating, but I'm just sitting here masturbating.
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Welcome one, welcome all, to witness this: society's downfall.
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I'm the host with the most, & my guests are the best. It's about to go down, so get ready to clown!
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Gather round children and I'll tell you a tale, of a dated franchise reboot that's all-female
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Call me a cannibal, call me a sinner, just don't call me late for dinner
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"Do you come here often?" I asked the nice lady. I was undeterred, though she had pepper-sprayed me.
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There was a clap of thunder, a great big boom, that made my bowels surrender, as dookie filled the room.
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You might be right. I'm not astute. I mistook the policeman for a prostitute.
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I like my dog, but how can I trust him? He knows too much, he's seen me nut-bustin
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Cum quickly, cum alone, that's how I cum, whenever I bone
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"Thanks for the invite!" beamed the lonely boy. His life would be different. He fell for their ploy.
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I'm finally over her, now that we parted. After the break up, I just farted & farted.
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